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A free fighting game — play it in your browser, no install. Bloody Page: Scholarly Deathmatch is a browser fighting game where crude caricatures of Foucault, Chomsky, McLuhan, and Ong settle debates with their fists. Cite a scholar to summon them as an assist, build your specialty bar with critical hits, and fight a friend or the computer. Vanilla JS +…

by @gr9430 · gr9430/bloodypage on GitHubLANG JavaScriptHOSTED ON GLENNRITCHEY.NETUPDATED 28 Oct 2026

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Controls: Move / jump / crouch: w A S D · Attack: f · Special: g

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Settle it with your fists and NOT your sources.

A browser fighting game in which crude, big-headed caricatures of theorists settle their debates by brawling on a cartoon version of the 1971 Foucault–Chomsky debate set. It started as a joke in a gender in technology course: "Well, to Tuck and Yang, I would say see Walter Mignolo." In this game, citing someone summons them into the fight.

It plays like Celebrity Deathmatch with Marvel vs. Capcom-style assists, and there's no blood. You can fight a friend on one keyboard or play against the computer.

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