tw loser simulator
A free idle game — play it in your browser, no install. 台灣宅宅魯蛇模擬器 — PTT 八卦板 × CS × YouTube 的單檔前端人生模擬遊戲。60 天、30 種行動、20 個事件、19 種結局。
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PTT 八卦板 × CS × YouTube。60 天，每天 3 點行動力，看你能把一個肥宅推向哪一種結局。
純前端單檔遊戲。沒有後端、沒有 CDN、沒有任何外部連線，把 index.html 抓下來雙擊也能玩。紀錄存在瀏覽器的 localStorage。
你 28 歲，住在一間 4 坪的雅房，有一個用了十年的 PTT 帳號、一個 0 訂閱的 YouTube 頻道，和一張已經包漿的滑鼠墊。
不想自己點也可以掛著看。側欄最上方的「自動模式」提供 7 種流派（衝聲望／衝槍法／衝訂閱／衝現充／衝存款／養生／隨便亂玩）和 4 段速度，極速大約 13 秒跑完 60 天。
單一 HTML 檔，原生 JavaScript，無框架、無相依套件、無建置流程。約 1500 行。
平衡是用 headless Chrome + CDP 跑自走 AI 測出來的：模擬「會照顧自己的玩家」，五種流派各跑數場，確認結局分布夠分散（20 場跑出 10 種結局）、每條死亡路徑都真的走得到、也真的活得下來。過程中修掉的問題包括體力經濟太緊（隨機玩第 3 天就爆肝）、PTT 流派必被水桶除籍、事件系統偷偷把現充值灌到讓所有流派撞同一個結局，以及訂閱數複利到 1941 萬（比台灣人口還多）。
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