A free farming game — play it in your browser, no install. AI took your job, so you grew carrots. Then you bought the AI. Then the AI took your carrots. A months-long idle farming game about vegetables, revenge, and Dave, who needs the money. 🥕
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Controls: click empty plots to plant · ripe carrots to harvest
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Open the live demo Source on GitHubAI took your job. Your only option: carrots.
An idle farming game about vegetables, revenge and Dave, who needs the money.
You were replaced by OptimaAI™, a model that does your job 11,000× faster and never asks for PTO. Your severance: $15 and a packet of carrot seeds from your desk drawer. So you plant them. Then you hire your laid-off coworkers. Then you open a juice bar, a carrot cola factory and a carrot futures exchange. Then you buy OptimaAI. Then you replace your coworkers with robots.
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